The applesauce of your eye.

The applesauce of your eye. Louis Philips has a whole new orchard of apples that are sauced andready to devour. Take it away, Louis! ** PIRATE OBSERVATION Cutlasses Cut lasses. ** R = a hint of respectability ** WHAT CHARLES DICKENS CHARACTER REALIZED THAT THIS SHORT VERSE CANALSO BE READ THE SAME WAY UPSIDE DOWN? PIP did. ** WHY THEODORE GOT IN TROUBLE WITH THE LOCAL POLICE BY WHAT HE GREWON HIS FIRE-ESCAPE Pot Ted Potted. ** For a man named Bo who censors literature BO OKs Books. ** Is the spelling of reversible irreversible? When you read the word BACKWARDS you are actually reading itforward. A SHORT HAPPY LIFE Exist. Exits. ** Brief review of a play by Harold Pinter NO PLAYS LIKE HOME. ** What is the difference between a man standing outside on a summerday, and a detective hired to follow the actors involved in SouthPacific? One casts a shadow, the other shadows a cast. A CHARACTER FROM WAITING FOR GODOT GOES SLIGHTLY CRAZY IN GEORGIAWHILE TRYING TO GAIN A GLIMPSE OF A GREAT MOVIE ACTRESS RIDING THRUATLANTA ON HER WAY TO LOS ANGELES Gogo Goes Gaga In Ga. Ga zing at Ga rbo. Gogo Gog gles at Ga rbo riding a goa under the ga s lamps, go ing to the ga la In L.A. ** MUM IS NOT THE WORD W. Somerset Maugham Whispered, "Mum' s the word." Absurd! Antidisestablishmentarianism is the word. ** FEARING FEARING For many years I kept heating About Kenneth Fearing, But fearing Fearing I refused to meet him To inquire how Fearing DAVID MORICE Iowa City, Iowa