Spam-I-Am.

Spam-I-Am. SPAM-I-AM Ray Love offers this poem "with an apology to Theodor Geisel,better known as Dr. Seuss."I am Spam Spam I amThat Spam-I-am! That Spam-I-am! I do not like that Spam-I-am!Would you like me here or there? Would you like me anywhere?Would you like me in your house? Would you like me with your mouse?I do not like you in my house. I do not like you with my mouse. I do notlike you here of there. I do not like you anywhere.I do not like you Spam-I-am!Would you like me on your screen? Would you go to sites obscene?Would you like me on your lap? Would you listen to my crap?I do not like you on my lap. I will not listen to your crap. I do notlike you on my screen. I will not go to sites obscene. I do not like youSpam-I-am!Would you like me with a dish? Would you like me as a phish?Would you like to buy my pills? Would you let me cure your ills?Not with your pills. Not cure my ills. Not with a dish. Not as a phish.I do not like you Spam-I-am!Would you like a stock to pick? Would you like a bigger prick?Would you like your bust increased? Would you try my rub-on yeast?I do not want my bust increased. I will not try your rub-on yeast. I donot want a stock to pick. I do not want a bigger prick.I do not like you Spam-I-am! I think you are a scam and sham!I do not like the schemes you've hatched. I know they come withstrings attached.So stay away with your deceit. I curse at you... Then hit DELETE!I do not like you Spam-I-am! Dave Morice Mor´icen. 1. See Morisco. is featured in the December, 2009 issue of GAMESMagazine The term Games magazine could refer to: GAMES, an American magazine about general games GamesTM, a British video games magazine List of games magazines and . His article (on pages 6-11) "Ultrapoems andHypernovels" describes many of his poetic efforts using variousliterary constraints CONSTRAINTS - A language for solving constraints using value inference.["CONSTRAINTS: A Language for Expressing Almost-Hierarchical Descriptions", G.J. Sussman et al, Artif Intell 14(1):1-39 (Aug 1980)]. . Word Ways readers are strongly urged to pick up acopy of GAMES to remind themselves of the vast creativity of ourKickshaws editor. Jeremiah Farrell Jeremiah (Jerry) Farrell (b. 1937), is an American professor emeritus of mathematics at Butler University in Indiana. He is well-known for having designed Will Shortz's favorite puzzle, the 1996 "Election Day" crossword in the New York Times.